We all do some kind of stupidity sometimes, but there are some people who think they’re super smart but are actually dumb. If those kinds of people live or work around you, this article is for you.
In this article, I’ve shared as many as seventy-five funny and sarcastic quotes on stupidity. You can explore these sayings and share them with your friends and some over-smart individuals.
Best Sarcastic Quotes on Stupidity
1. Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall, and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit.”
2. It’s better to be the greatest of all stupids than to be the dumbest of all intelligent people.
3. The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool.
4. He is not only dull but the cause of dullness in others.
5. The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid.
6. One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there is nothing that can beat teamwork.
7. Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent’s blade.
8. Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.
9. The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.
10. Tell a man something is bad, and he’s not at all sure he wants to give it up. Describes it as stupid, and he knows it’s the better part of caution to listen. –David Seabury
11. It is better to be poor and walk in integrity than to be stupid and speak lies.
12. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. – Unknown
13. Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein
14. To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness — though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.
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15. A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
16. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
17. He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
18. Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity.
19. There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by one’s own industry or by the stupidity of others.
20. Empathize with stupidity, and you’re halfway to thinking like an idiot.
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21. Stupid was a prison they never let you out of; there was no time off for good behavior; you were in for life.
22. Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.
23. Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.
24. I’ve always believed that a person is smart. It’s people that are stupid.
25. The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All. – Malcolm Forbes
26. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
27. One day, there’ll be a museum of stupidity where we can hang ourselves and throw away the key.
28. The deep and vast reservoir of human stupidity is significantly more upsetting than what lurks out in the night sky.
29. A stupid person laughs three times at a joke: once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he is laughing without getting the joke at first.
30. “Obstinacy and vehemency in opinion are the surest proof of stupidity.” – Bernard Barton
31. “Only idiots are confident. It requires a great amount of wisdom and knowledge to be confused.” ― Abhishek Leela Pandey
32. “The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.” Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
33. “There is nothing more annoying than somebody who is really thick but who believes with absolute conviction that he is more intelligent than you.” – Karl Wiggins, The Wrong Planet – Searching for your Tribe (Good Reads)
34. “Some people don’t need the others’ approval. They build themselves a pedestal, and they climb it. One stupid person is enough to admire them, and you cannot escape their greatness.” ― Natașa Alina Culea
35. “Whether it’s personal foibles or a bureaucrat’s ego, the stubborn defense of stupidity is unforgivable.” ― Stewart Stafford
36. “The first stupid thing human learned is to speak a language, and the second stupidest thing human learned is not understanding his own language” ― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
37. “One thing I noticed today is that if you correct someone, they will try to correct you even if you didn’t make a mistake. So don’t try to make anyone wise.” ― Vikrant Bhingardive
38. “If you want to teach fools, I say don’t waste your time! If you say I will learn something from fools, then I say you are a fool!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan
39. Stupid people don’t always know that they’re stupid. They might be aware that something is wrong, and they might notice that things don’t usually turn out the way they imagined, but very few of them think it’s because of them. That they’re the root of their own problems, so to speak. And that sort of thing can be very difficult to explain.
40. “Stupidity goes hand in hand with racism.” ― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo
Sarcastic Sayings About Stupidity
41. “Stupidity is like a giant black hole. It sucks in everything around it and gives nothing in return.” – Albert Einstein
42. “If stupidity were a superpower, you’d be a superhero.” – Tobe Hooper
43. “Did you have to take a stupidity test to get your current job, or did they just take your word for it?” – Anonymous
44. “You’re like a human paradox – simultaneously the dumbest and luckiest person I know.” – Anonymous
45. “I’d call you a genius, but I’m afraid it might offend all the actual geniuses out there.” – Anonymous
46. It’s better to be the greatest of all stupids than to be the dumbest of all intelligent people. –Anonymous
47. ‘”A word to the wise isn’t necessary; stupid people need the advice”. – Bill Cosby
48. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. – Anonymous
49. “To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.” – Gustave Flaubert.
50. “I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.” – Edith Sitwell
51. “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” – Anonymous.
52. “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
53. “We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain to look inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.” – Stephen Hawking
54. “If I have brought any message today, it is this: Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. Be fools for Christ. And have the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world.” – Antonin Scalia
55. “It is an obvious and blatant stupidity beyond my ability to articulate how dumb it is for us not to teach our children how to run the government.” – Richard Dreyfuss
56. “No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.” – Anonymous
57. “Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.” – Oscar Wilde
58. “Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.” – Mark Hoppus
59. “When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.” – George Bernard Shaw
60. “To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.” – George Bernard Shaw
Humorous Quotes About Stupid People
61. “Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.” – Habeeb Akande.
62. “Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain
63. “Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.” – Elbert Hubbard
64. “It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.” – Jerome K. Jerome
65. “Stupid people do make me lose my temper, and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It’s made it easier for me to make a living.” – Albert Gubay
66. “It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs.” – Sherrill Brown
67. “On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.” – Anonymous
68. “We live in the era of smartphones and stupid people.” – Anonymous
69. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” – George Benard Shaw
70. “Stupidity makes you dangerous–to yourself and everyone around you.” – Jennifer Lee Carrell
71. “It’s okay not to be perfect. But in your case, you’re pushing your luck.”
72. “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.”
73. “You’re not stupid; you just have bad ideas and choose to voice them.”
74. “I’m not saying you’re stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.”
75. “Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?”
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I’m Murshid Akram, a introvert who love reading and sharing positive vibes through quotes and sayings. I believe with love and compassion we can make this world a better place.