Stupidity Quotes: 75 Best Sarcastic Quotes on Stupidity

We all do some kind of stupidity sometimes, but there are some people who think they’re super smart but are actually dumb. If those kinds of people live or work around you, this article is for you.

In this article, I’ve shared as many as seventy-five funny and sarcastic quotes on stupidity. You can explore these sayings and share them with your friends and some over-smart individuals.

Best Sarcastic Quotes on Stupidity

1. Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall, and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit.”

Best Sarcastic Quotes on stupidity
Sarcastic quotes for stupidity

2. It’s better to be the greatest of all stupids than to be the dumbest of all intelligent people.

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Sarcastic Quotes About Stupidity

3. The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool.

Sarcasm quotes on stupidity
Sarcasm quotes on stupidity

4. He is not only dull but the cause of dullness in others.

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5. The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid.

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Funny stupidity quotes

6. One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there is nothing that can beat teamwork.

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Sarcastic stupidity quotes

7. Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent’s blade.

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8. Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.

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9. The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.

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10. Tell a man something is bad, and he’s not at all sure he wants to give it up. Describes it as stupid, and he knows it’s the better part of caution to listen. –David Seabury

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Quotes About Stupidity

11. It is better to be poor and walk in integrity than to be stupid and speak lies.

12. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. – Unknown

13. Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein

14. To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness — though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.

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15. A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

16. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

17. He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

18. Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity.

19. There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by one’s own industry or by the stupidity of others.

20. Empathize with stupidity, and you’re halfway to thinking like an idiot.

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21. Stupid was a prison they never let you out of; there was no time off for good behavior; you were in for life.

22. Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.

23. Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.

24. I’ve always believed that a person is smart. It’s people that are stupid.

25. The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All. – Malcolm Forbes

26. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

27. One day, there’ll be a museum of stupidity where we can hang ourselves and throw away the key.

28. The deep and vast reservoir of human stupidity is significantly more upsetting than what lurks out in the night sky.

29. A stupid person laughs three times at a joke: once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he is laughing without getting the joke at first. 

30. “Obstinacy and vehemency in opinion are the surest proof of stupidity.” – Bernard Barton

31. “Only idiots are confident. It requires a great amount of wisdom and knowledge to be confused.” ― Abhishek Leela Pandey

32. “The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.” Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian Gray

33. “There is nothing more annoying than somebody who is really thick but who believes with absolute conviction that he is more intelligent than you.” – Karl Wiggins, The Wrong Planet – Searching for your Tribe (Good Reads)

34. “Some people don’t need the others’ approval. They build themselves a pedestal, and they climb it. One stupid person is enough to admire them, and you cannot escape their greatness.” ― Natașa Alina Culea

35. “Whether it’s personal foibles or a bureaucrat’s ego, the stubborn defense of stupidity is unforgivable.” ― Stewart Stafford

36. “The first stupid thing human learned is to speak a language, and the second stupidest thing human learned is not understanding his own language” ― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

37. “One thing I noticed today is that if you correct someone, they will try to correct you even if you didn’t make a mistake. So don’t try to make anyone wise.” ― Vikrant Bhingardive

38. “If you want to teach fools, I say don’t waste your time! If you say I will learn something from fools, then I say you are a fool!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan

39. Stupid people don’t always know that they’re stupid. They might be aware that something is wrong, and they might notice that things don’t usually turn out the way they imagined, but very few of them think it’s because of them. That they’re the root of their own problems, so to speak. And that sort of thing can be very difficult to explain.

40. “Stupidity goes hand in hand with racism.” ― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

Sarcastic Sayings About Stupidity

41. “Stupidity is like a giant black hole. It sucks in everything around it and gives nothing in return.” – Albert Einstein

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42. “If stupidity were a superpower, you’d be a superhero.” – Tobe Hooper

43. “Did you have to take a stupidity test to get your current job, or did they just take your word for it?” – Anonymous

44. “You’re like a human paradox – simultaneously the dumbest and luckiest person I know.” – Anonymous

45. “I’d call you a genius, but I’m afraid it might offend all the actual geniuses out there.” – Anonymous

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46. It’s better to be the greatest of all stupids than to be the dumbest of all intelligent people. –Anonymous

47. ‘”A word to the wise isn’t necessary; stupid people need the advice”. – Bill Cosby

48. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. – Anonymous

49. “To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.” – Gustave Flaubert.

50. “I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.” – Edith Sitwell

Funny quotes on stupidity
Funny quotes on stupidity

51. “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” – Anonymous.

52. “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

53. “We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain to look inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.” – Stephen Hawking

54. “If I have brought any message today, it is this: Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. Be fools for Christ. And have the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world.” – Antonin Scalia

55. “It is an obvious and blatant stupidity beyond my ability to articulate how dumb it is for us not to teach our children how to run the government.” – Richard Dreyfuss

Beyond the Stupidity Quotes

56. “No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.” – Anonymous

57. “Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.” – Oscar Wilde

58. “Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.” – Mark Hoppus

59. “When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.” – George Bernard Shaw

60. “To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.” – George Bernard Shaw

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Humorous Quotes About Stupid People

61. “Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.” – Habeeb Akande.

62. “Never argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain

63. “Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.” – Elbert Hubbard

64. “It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.” – Jerome K. Jerome

65. “Stupid people do make me lose my temper, and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It’s made it easier for me to make a living.” – Albert Gubay

Profit in Stupidity Quotes

66. “It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs.” – Sherrill Brown

67. “On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.” – Anonymous

68. “We live in the era of smartphones and stupid people.” – Anonymous

69. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” – George Benard Shaw

70. “Stupidity makes you dangerous–to yourself and everyone around you.” – Jennifer Lee Carrell

Dangerous Stupidity Quotes

71. “It’s okay not to be perfect. But in your case, you’re pushing your luck.”

72. “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.”

73. “You’re not stupid; you just have bad ideas and choose to voice them.”

74. “I’m not saying you’re stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.”

75. “Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?”

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