60 Sarcastic Haters Quotes That are Hillarious

The best way to anger your haters is to give them sarcastic remarks. Sarcasm is a funny and humourous way to insult your haters without using bad words.

I’ve collected as many as sixty sarcastic quotes for haters that are witty and hilarious. You can use these quotes to make your haters speechless.

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The 60 Best Sarcastic Quotes For Haters

  1. “Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.”
    Sarcastic Quotes about Hater
    Sarcastic Quotes about Hater
  2. “Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.”
    Sarcastic Quotes about Haters
    Sarcastic Quotes about Haters
  3. “Haters are my favorite. I’ve built an empire with the bricks they’ve thrown at me. Keep on hating.”
    Sarcastic Haters Quotes
    Sarcastic Haters Quotes
  4. “People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.”
    Sarcastic Quotes on Haters
    Sarcastic Quotes on Haters
  5. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain… and most do.
    Best Sarcastic Quotes about Haters
    Funny Quotes about Haters

     

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  6. “Animals don’t hate, and we’re supposed to be better than them.” – Elvis Presley
    Sarcastic Haters Quotes
    Sarcastic Haters Quotes
  7. “Some people have so little going on in their lives, they would rather discuss yours.”
    Sarcastic Quotes For Hater
    Sarcastic Quotes For Hater
  8. “Don’t doubt yourself, that’s what haters are for.” 
    Sarcastic Quotes For Haters
    Sarcastic Quotes For Haters
  9. “Haters will talk shit but wanna be where I sit, so lames can envy because I am the top bitch.”
    Sarcastic Haters Quotes
    Sarcastic Haters Quotes

     

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  10. Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.”
  11. “Haters are the people who will broadcast your failures and whisper your success.” – Will Smith
  12. Isn’t it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up? – Sean Covey
  13. “To anyone that ever told you you’re no good… They’re no better.”
  14. “Hating is the sincerest form of flattery, so keep hating.”
  15.  “Lord, protect me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies.” ― Robert Greene

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  16. “Hate me for who I am, I don’t care. At least I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not.”
  17. “Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it will take their breath away.”
  18. “The best way to torture haters is with your happiness. There’s nothing people hate more than seeing you be successful.”
  19. “You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.” -Shannon L. Alder
  20. “Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.”
  21. “The only way to succeed is to make people hate you. That way, they remember you.” ― Josef von Sternberg
  22. “To anyone that ever told you you’re no good… they’re no better.” ― Hayley Williams
  23. “Hate me for who I am, I don’t care. At least I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not.” ― Kristen Stewart

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  24. “Haters will talk shit but wanna be where I sit, so lames can envy because I am the top bitch.”
  25. “If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.” ― Miley Cyrus
  26. “I don’t dislike my haters, they dislike me. I’m doing nothing wrong, I’m just being me.” ― Jamie Lopez
  27. “Insecure people put others down to raise themselves up.” – Habeeb Akande
  28. Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.
  29. The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.
  30. “Be so good they can’t ignore you.”Friends ask you questions; enemies question you.
  31. “Love your haters – they’re your biggest fans.” ― Kanye West
  32. “I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.”
  33. “Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.” – Scylar Tyberius
  34. “So many assume. So little know.”
  35. “Wish all your enemies a long life, so they can see you succeed in life.” – Nishan Panwar
  36. “If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better still, protect your good image.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson
  37. “I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.”― Drake
  38. Don’t take it personally. It’s not about you.
  39. “There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.”
  40. I don’t have time, energy, or interest in hating the haters; I’m too busy loving the lovers.
  41. I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
  42. Negative people are only happy when they bring you down to their level.
  43. Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient. Don’t be afraid of being different, be afraid of being the same as everyone else.
  44. Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
  45. Haters don’t hate you. The reality is, they fear that they will never be able to get to where you are right now.
  46. Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you. It is better to be envied than pitied.
  47. The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.
  48. People who hate you because of mere jealousy over your success hurt themselves in disguise. This is because you carry an image of who they wish they had become.
  49. Insecurity is an ugly thing; it makes you hate people you don’t even know.
  50. You’re not fake for leaving people behind who aren’t benefiting you positively. You dream it, I did it, you’re jealous, admit it!
  51. People who have time to hate others do so because they are bored and have too much time on their hands from not living their own life.
  52. I only feel sorry for weak people. And mostly, what I’ve come to find is that the weak people are the ones that are the haters.
  53. You will find it will almost always be more comfortable to sit on the sidelines and critique the builders from afar. But at the end of the day, the people who make a difference and shape history are not the haters.
  54. Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back; they’re behind you for a reason.
  55. Use your haters as stepping stones to get to the top.
  56. Have you ever met a hater doing better than you? Me neither…
  57. I am thankful for those difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who I don’t want to be.
  58. Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually spend no time correcting their own.
  59. Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
  60. I think that everybody wants to be heard, and the easiest way to be the loudest is to be the hater they don’t hate you.
  61. “Hating is the sincerest form of flattery.” – Unknown

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