Sarcastic Quotes on Love (40 Best Quotes)

Let’s find out “what is love” through the funny and sarcastic love quotes. Sarcastic quotes about love that’ll make you laugh, if not, they can surely make you blush.

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Funny and Sarcastic Love Quotes

  1. “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”
    Sarcastic Love Quotes
    Sarcastic Love Quotes
  2. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant
  3. “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”- Woodrow Wyatt
  4. “The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.” – Israel Zangwill
  5. “Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener” – Pauline Thomason (Related: Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes About Marriage)
  6. “This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.” Lorrie Moore
  7. “Women need a reason to make love. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal
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    sarcastic quotes about love

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  8. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
  9. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz
  10. Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
  11. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” Joan Crawford
  12. Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
  13. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
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    funny sarcastic love quotes

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  14. According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
  15. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. –Dr. Seuss
  16. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris
  17. “People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”- Andy Warhol
    sarcastic and funny quotes on love
    sarcastic and funny quotes on love

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  18. A man can be happy with any women, as long as he does not love her.
  19. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce
  20. A weak man can’t love a strong woman. He won’t know what to do with her.

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  21. Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor.
    sarcastic love quote
    sarcastic love quote
  22. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.- Woodrow Wyatt
  23. You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah
  24. “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” – Plato
  25. I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
  26. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce
  27. “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”- Charlie Brown
  28. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby – awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” – Lemony Snicket
    sarcastic quotes on love
    sarcastic quotes on love

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  29. “Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.” – Nicholas Sparks
  30. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
  31. Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each other. Then a slut came along and ruined everything. The end.
  32. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford
  33. “It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.” – Eric Hoffer
  34. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, making love raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
  35. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
    sarcastic quote about love
    sarcastic quote about love

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  36. “Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.”- Maya Angelou
  37. “Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.”- Leo Buscaglia
  38. “His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird face.” – Unknown
  39. “The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.”
  40. “We love the things we love for what they are.” – Robert Frost
  41. “It is so hard to make someone in life love you, what you can do is to keep on stalking them until they cannot take it anymore and give in to you.”
  42. If you’re in a relationship & all you do is cry every day. You need to stop and ask yourself, am I dating a human or an onion.

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