Let’s find out “what is love” through the funny and sarcastic love quotes. Sarcastic quotes about love that’ll make you laugh, if not, they can surely make you blush.
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Funny and Sarcastic Love Quotes
- “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”
Sarcastic Love Quotes - “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant
- “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”- Woodrow Wyatt
- “The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.” – Israel Zangwill
- “Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener” – Pauline Thomason (Related: Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes About Marriage)
- “This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.” Lorrie Moore
- “Women need a reason to make love. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal
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- Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz
- Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
- “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” Joan Crawford
- Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
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- According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. –Dr. Seuss
- Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris
- “People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”- Andy Warhol
sarcastic and funny quotes on love - A man can be happy with any women, as long as he does not love her.
- Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce
- A weak man can’t love a strong woman. He won’t know what to do with her.
Top Sarcastic Quotes About Love That’ll Make You Laugh
- Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor.
sarcastic love quote - A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.- Woodrow Wyatt
- You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah
- “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” – Plato
- I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
- Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce
- “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”- Charlie Brown
- “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby – awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” – Lemony Snicket
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- “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
- Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each other. Then a slut came along and ruined everything. The end.
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford
- “It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.” – Eric Hoffer
- “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, making love raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
- “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
sarcastic quote about love
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- “Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.”- Leo Buscaglia
- “His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird face.” – Unknown
- “The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.”
- “We love the things we love for what they are.” – Robert Frost
- “It is so hard to make someone in life love you, what you can do is to keep on stalking them until they cannot take it anymore and give in to you.”
- If you’re in a relationship & all you do is cry every day. You need to stop and ask yourself, am I dating a human or an onion.
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I’m Murshid Akram, a introvert who love reading and sharing positive vibes through quotes and sayings. I believe with love and compassion we can make this world a better place.
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