Top 50 Sarcastic Quotes on Life

If you’re looking for the best sarcastic quotes on life, you’ve come to the right place. I’ve collected 50 best funny quotes about life that can make you laugh. Enjoy these quotes and share the ones that relate to your life.

The Best Short Sarcastic Quotes About Life

Short Sarcastic Quotes About Life

1. “Life’s good, you should get one.” –Unknown

2. “When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples’ eyes.” –Unknown

3. “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” –Unknown

4. “Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up.” – Anonymous

5. “Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.” –Unknown

6. “Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” John Wayne

 7. “Have some fun with your life. Call in sick to places you don’t even work at.” –Unknown

8. “My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks.” –Unknown

9. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard

10. “I’m starting to think my purpose in life is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.”

11. “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” — John Lennon

12. “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” — Woody Allen

13. “Life is a sexually transmitted disease.” — R.D. Laing

14. “Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” — John Wayne

15. “Reality continues to ruin my life.” — Bill Watterson

16. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” — Katharine Hepburn

17. “Life is like going to a party – dance even when you don’t feel like it.” – Anonymous

18. “May your life be as awesome as people pretend it is on Social media.” Anonymous

19. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — then success is sure. – Mark Twain

20. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” – Stephen Hawking

21. “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.” – Allen Saunders

22. “If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.”- Lawrence Ferlinghetti

23. “Don’t tell people your dreams. Show them.” –Unknown

24. “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough” –Unknown

25. “There are two rules in life 1. Never give out all the information” –Unknown

Sarcastic Quotes on Life To Make You Laugh

Sarcastic funny life quotes

 26. “If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction.” – Anonymous

27. “Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I’d be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.” –Anonymus

28. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” — Bill Watterson

29. “When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot Twist” and move on.” – Unknown

30. “If life gives you lemons, then be thankful for it. I have been getting only the peels for as long as I can remember!” –Unknown

31. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire

32. “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.” — Dr. Seuss

33. “The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduce yourself to, had life not done it for you.” — Kendall Hailey.

34. “I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.” ― Bill Watterson

35. Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. – Helen Rowland

36. If at first, you don’t succeed, quit. When life gives you lemons, quit. When the going gets tough, the tough just quit. – Jim Rome

37. “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow! What a Ride!’” — Hunter S. Thompson

38. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

39. “Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” — Terry Pratchett

40. “When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” — Richard Lewis

41. “There are some people who come into your life pretending that they love you only because they need you.” – Uzair Lallmamod

42. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Matt Groening

43. Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. – David Letterman

44. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer

45. “Fear is the second toughest bitch in life. Do you know who comes first? You.” –Unknown

46. “Always remember. God will never take anything away from you without the intention of replacing it with something much better.” –Unknown

47. “Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” –Murphy’s Law

48. “Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.” –Mignon McLaughlin

49. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” –Unknown

50. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” –Zig Ziglar

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