40 Best Sarcastic and Funny Quotes for Boss

You’ll see the best sarcastic quotes for boss in this article. You can share these funny boss quotes on the boss’s day and other vacations to make the environment funny in your office or at your workplace.

Sarcastic Quotes for Boss to Share with Your Colleagues

1. “When my boss asks me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Sarcastic Quotes for Boss
Sarcastic Quotes for Boss

2. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

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3. “There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.”

Boss's Absence Bliss Quotes

4. “If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.” – Cannon’s Law

Irony of Excuses Quotes

5. “Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.”

Believe Your Potential Quotes

6. “My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous

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funny boss quotes

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7. “Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free.” – Patrick Murray

Honest With Boss Quotes

8. “I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.” – Anonymous.

Boss Interrupts Quotes

9. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

Workplace Double Standards Quotes

10. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx

Boss Sarcastic Quotes

11. My boss sends me an email.
Boss: “Send me a joke”
Me: “I am working right now!”
Boss: “That was a great one! Send me another one!”

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Funny Boss Day quotes

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12. “I used to work at McDonald’s, making minimum wage. Do you know what that means? Do you know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock

Wage Realities Quotes

13. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost

Promotion Irony Quotes

14. People ask about the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. Theodore Roosevelt

Boss vs Leader Quotes

15. “No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”— Groucho Max

Boss Sarcastic Quotes

16. “My boss doesn’t believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.”

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funny quotes on boss and work

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17. “This may sound funny, but as much as the ‘Today’ show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I’d been happy there. I never went into the boss’s office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, ‘Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!”

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18. “The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.” – Unknown Author

Boss Humor Quotes

19. “As soon as you get a cup of hot coffee, your boss will assign you a task that lasts just long enough for your coffee to go cold.”

Boss Coffee Quotes

20. “When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you two weeks of maternity leave.”

Great Idea Quotes

21. “I have a joke on my boss, but let me first overwork myself.”

sarcastic quotes for boss
sarcastic quotes for Boss

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22. “Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” ― Winston Churchill

Tact Ability Quotes

23. “Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?” –  Homer Simpson

Subversive Dreams Quotes

24. “I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Clever Blame Quotes

25. “Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.” – Doug Larson

Accomplishing boss Quotes

The Best Humorous Funny Quotes for Boss

26. “Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.” – Doug Larson

Accomplishing boss Quotes

27. “The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.” – Lee Iacocca

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boss sarcastic quotes

28. “The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.” – Anonymous

Sarcastic Retirement Quotes

29. “If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.” – Cannon’s Law

Irony of Excuses Quotes

30. “My boss did a good job healing the boss’s itchy boss.”

Boss Healing Quotes

31. “The hardest job in the world is having to listen to you complain about having the hardest job in the world.” – Anonymous

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32. “My boss micromanages so much, he could probably tell you how many breaths I’ve taken today.” – Anonymous

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33. “My boss is the only person I know who can speak five languages and still can’t communicate effectively.” – Anonymous

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34. “Working for my boss is like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces and no instructions.” – Anonymous

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35. “My boss is so clueless, I’m surprised he can even find his way to work.” – Anonymous

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36. “My boss insists on having a 2-hour meeting to discuss why we need to be more productive.” – Anonymous

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37. “My boss is like a broken pencil, pointless.” “Working for my boss is like being in a comedy sketch, except it’s not funny.” – Anonymous

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38. “My boss’s solution to every problem is to throw more work at it and hope it goes away.” – Anonymous

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39. “My boss is a master of delegation; he delegates all the difficult tasks to me.” – Anonymous

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40. “My boss is the reason I’m always running late – I need extra time to prepare for the day ahead mentally.” – Anonymous

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Tell these funny quotes in a sarcastic way to make your colleagues laugh.

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