77 Sarcastic Quotes on Equality

I’ve rounded up more than 70 funny and sarcastic quotes on equality. These quotes will reflect the meaning and reality of equalism in our society.

Explore these funny quotes about equality and share them with your friends and colleagues.

Sarcastic Quotes on Equality and Fairness

1. “We all advocate for equality, but sometimes only when it’s convenient for us.” – Anonymous

2. “Equality is a concept that sometimes feels like a fairy tale.” – Anonymous

3. “Equality is like a rainbow, beautiful in theory, but you’ll still find leprechauns guarding the pot of gold.” – Anonymous

4. “We’re all equal in the eyes of the law, as long as we can afford the best lawyers.” – Anonymous

5. “Equality is great until you have to share your fries.” – Anonymous

6. “In the pursuit of equality, some folks seem to have taken a shortcut to the front of the line.” – Anonymous

7. “We’re all equal, but some are just more equally annoying.” – Anonymous

8. “Equality is when everyone has the same chance to make a terrible decision.” – Anonymous

9. “Equality means we all have an equal right to be ignored on social media.” – Anonymous

10. “Let’s strive for equality, but only on weekdays, and weekends are for napping.” – Anonymous

11. “Equality is like a buffet: Some people take more than their fair share.” – Anonymous

12. “In the pursuit of equality, some have become experts at finding exceptions.” – Anonymous

13. “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” ― George Carlin

14. “I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

15. “We wholeheartedly embrace equality, particularly when it involves distributing blame evenly.” – Anonymous

16. “We commend equality, provided it doesn’t demand effort or sacrifice on our end.” – Anonymous

17. “Naturally, we endorse equality – in theory, that is, until it encroaches upon our personal privileges.” – Anonymous

18. “A state that does not educate and train women is like a man who only trains his right arm.” ― Jostein Gaarder

19. “Women belong in the kitchen, Men belong in the kitchen, Everyone belongs in the kitchen-Kitchen has food.” ― Anonymous

20. “I believe in equality, If we have a 5 day week, We should have a 5 day weekend As well dammit!” ― Anonymous

21. “If women want equality! Why are men still expected to pay for date?” – Anonymous

22. “Whenever I see a woman driving a bus, I smile to myself and think how far we have come in the whole equality thing compared to just a few short years ago. Then I wait for the next bus.” – Anonymous

23. “The problem with pay equality is that men tend to go for higher paying jobs…like doctors or directors. While females tend to settle with lesser paying ones like female doctors or female directors.” – Anonymous

24. “Equality is at an all-time high thanks to Coronavirus. Everyone is equally fed up.” – Anonymous

25. “I would make an equality joke. But women wouldn’t get it.” – Anonymous

26. “A woman asked me, “What does equality mean?” I said, “Your guess is as good as mine.” – Anonymous

27. “The internet has improved equality. We used to have a very mail-dominated society.” – Anonymous

28. “Why is there no equality in domestic abuse? Someone always has the upper hand.” – Anonymous

29. “Minorities may have the race card, and women may have the equality card…
But racists, have a Trump card.” – Anonymous

30. “If we’re fighting for gender equality then women should let us win some arguments.” – Anonymous

31. “I believe in equality, but some people are just more equal than others, and that’s a fact.” – George Orwell

32. “I believe in equality, but I also believe in not having to share my dessert.” – Anonymous

33. “Equality is akin to gravity; it keeps us grounded, though some individuals appear to glide effortlessly.” – Anonymous

34. “Equality is a noble idea until it means sharing the armrest on a long flight.” – Anonymous

35. “I support the principle of equality, but I’m also a fan of grabbing the final slice of pizza. – Anonymous

36. “Equality is a wonderful concept, although it often gets overshadowed by the drama on reality TV.” – Anonymous

37. “Equality is like a game of Monopoly – some people begin with Boardwalk, while others start at Mediterranean Avenue.” – Anonymous

38. “Equality is like a buffet. Some folks pile up their plates while others debate the salad bar’s fairness.” – Anonymous

39. “I’m all in for equal treatment, as long as it doesn’t involve washing the dishes.” – Anonymous

40. “Equality resembles a smartphone battery – it’s fantastic until it depletes, and then it’s pandemonium.” – Anonymous

41. “Equality resembles a traffic jam. Certain individuals consistently manage to locate the quicker lane.” – Anonymous

42. “I fully endorse the notion of equality, as long as I secure the larger office.” – Anonymous

43. “I uphold the principle of equality, particularly when it results in equitable access to the thermostat.” – Anonymous

44. “Equality is akin to a game of musical chairs. Some individuals consistently secure a seat, while others remain on their feet.” – Anonymous

45. “I support the idea of equality, but I also appreciate not being the one responsible for post-party cleanup.” – Anonymous

46. “Equality is similar to a mythical creature, widely discussed but never actually witnessed.” – Anonymous

47. “In the grand spectacle of life, equality appears as just another performer trying to blend in.” – Anonymous

48. “Let’s all work towards equality, but only if it doesn’t cause any inconvenience, naturally.” – Anonymous

49. “If we were all genuinely equal, we’d need to alternate in assuming superiority, and who has the time for that?” – Anonymous

50. “I advocate for gender parity, but I also advocate for not lugging around heavy bags.” – Anonymous

51. “Equality is fantastic until someone proposes that we should all contribute the same effort.” – Anonymous

52. “Equality: Because everyone deserves the same chance to voice their grievances about it.” – Anonymous

53. “Why strive for equality when you can simply lower your expectations and call it a day?” – Anonymous

54. “Equality is the ideal way to ensure that no one stands out in a crowd.” – Anonymous

55. “Equality is similar to a cake—everyone desires a slice, but no one wants to share.” – Anonymous

56. “In the pursuit of equality, let’s not forget to commend ourselves for being so enlightened.” – Anonymous

57. “Equality is like a pizza—some get the whole pie, while others argue over the last piece.” – Anonymous

58. “Why settle for equality when you can opt for entitlement instead?” – Anonymous

60. “Equality is similar to a pot of soup. Some individuals receive the choice cuts, while others are left with the vegetables.” – Anonymous

61. “Equality means that no one is considered superior, except when the bill arrives.” – Anonymous

62. “All men are created equal, it is only Men themselves who place themselves above equality.” – Anonymous

63. “Equality is merely a polite way of expressing ‘let’s all embrace mediocrity collectively.” – Anonymous

64. “If equality were a race, we’d all find ourselves tied for the last position.” – Anonymous

65. “Equality: the notion that provides us with hope that one day, we can all share equal frustration with each other.” – Anonymous

66. “Oh, equality? It’s just a fancy term for ‘let’s pretend we’re all identical while silently sizing each other up.” – Anonymous

67. “Equality is as elusive as a leprechaun—everyone talks about it, but no one has solid proof of its existence.” – Anonymous

68. “Why bother striving for equality when we can have a contest to determine who can put on the best facade of uniformity?” – Anonymous

69. “In the grand circus of existence, equality is merely one more clown struggling to blend in with the jesters.” – Anonymous

70. “Let’s all champion equality, as long as it doesn’t inconvenience anyone in the slightest, naturally.” – Anonymous

71. “Equality is akin to a banquet—some take more than their fair share, leaving others with mere morsels.” – Anonymous

72. “If we were genuinely all equal, we’d have to take turns being superior, and who has the patience for that?” – Anonymous

73. “Equality is commendable until someone suggests we should all put in the same amount of effort.” – Anonymous

74. “Equality: Because everyone deserves an equal opportunity to grumble about it.” – Anonymous

75. “I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own.” ― Audre Lorde

76. I don’t understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better. – Anonymous

77. “All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others.” ― Douglas Adams