Funny Quotes For Boss Archives

You'll see the best sarcastic quotes for boss in this article. You can share these funny boss quotes on the boss's day and other vacations to make the environment funny in your office or at your workplace. Related: Funny and Sarcastic Quotes About Work Sarcastic Quotes for Boss "When my boss asks me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people." Sarcastic Quotes for Boss If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation. “If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.” – Cannon’s Law “Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.” “My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous funny boss quotes You may also like: 50 Best Quotes About Work Ethics “Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.” – Patrick Murray “I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.” – Anonymous When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx My boss sends me an email.Boss: “Send me a joke”Me: “I am working right now!”Boss: “That was a great one! Send me another one!” funny boss day quotes You may also enjoy: Quotes for Work-Life Balance For a Happy Life in 2021 “I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. Do you know what that means? Do you know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. Theodore Roosevelt “No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”— Groucho Max “My boss doesn’t believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.” funny quotes on boss and work Also read: 50+ Wednesday Work Quotes to Motivate You “This may sound funny, but as much as the ‘Today’ show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I’d been happy there. I never went into the boss’s office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, ‘Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!” “The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.” - Unknown Author “As soon as you get a cup of hot coffee, your boss will assign you a task that lasts just long enough for your coffee to go cold.” “When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.” "I have a joke on my boss, but let me first overwork myself." sarcastic quotes for boss More work-related quotes: Best Thursday Motivational Quotes for Work “Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” ― Winston Churchill "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant "Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties." - Doug Larson Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson "The speed of the boss is the speed of the team." - Lee Iacocca boss sarcastic quotes "The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does." – Anonymous "If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire." - Cannon's Law "My boss did a boss job healing the boss’s itchy boss." Tell these funny boss quotes in a sarcastic way to make your colleagues laugh.