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Sarcastic Quotes on Myself (30+ Quotes)

Sometimes being sarcastic for yourself is good for your health. Making jokes about yourself may improve your mood and reduce stress. That’s why I’ve combined the “best sarcastic quotes on myself” to make you laugh. So enjoy telling these sarcastic quotes about yourself to anyone you want.

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Best Sarcastic Quotes on Myself

    1. “My Luck is Like a Bald Guy Who Just Won a Comb.”
      Sarcastic Quotes on Myself
      Sarcastic Quotes on Myself
    2. “I don’t always look good.”
    3. “I’m one person with different confusing personalities.”
    4. “My Level of Sarcasm Has Gotten to the Point to Where I Don’t Even Know if I’m Kidding or Not”
    5. “My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day So I Went to Home”
    6. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.”
      Sarcastic Quotes about Myself
      Sarcastic Quotes about Myself

       

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    7. My life’s purpose is to be a cautionary tale for others.
    8. “Please cancel my subscription to your issues.”
    9. People need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.
    10. I’m actually a very hardworking person. Almost everything becomes harder when I’m the one working on it.
    11. There’s no way I’m willing to learn new skills unless I’m instantly proficient at them. Yeah, I know that at this point, I’m pretty much just sabotaging my own life.
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      Self Sarcastic Quotes

       

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    12. “Find your patience before I lose mine.”
    13. “I’m unable to the handle my thoughts.”
    14. I’m 99% angle, but ohhhh, that 1%
    15. “Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart”
    16. My Doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said: ”No, we all seem to enjoy it”
    17. “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
    18. “Am I a good person? No. But do I try to make myself a better person each day? Also no.”
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      Self Sarcastic Quotes

       

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    19. The only abs I have are abnormalities.
    20. I’m quite smart and intelligent. Most of the time, I don’t even understand a single word of what I’m talking about.
    21. I’m quite smart and intelligent. Most of the time, I don’t even understand a single word of what I’m talking about.
    22. “I like sleeping because it’s like being dead without the commitment.”
    23. “My Luck is Like a Bald Guy Who Just Won a Comb.”
    24. All my imaginary friends tell me that I need therapy.
    25. The only abs I have are abnormalities.

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    26. In photos, I’m ugly. In real life, I’m also ugly!
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      Self Sarcasm Quotes

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    27. “I may look calm, but in my mind I’ve killed you three times.”
    28. “I just rolled my Eyes So Hard I Saw my Brain.”
    29. “I am Not Lazy I am on Energy Saving Mode.”
    30. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat.
    31. The Stuff You Heard About Me Is A Lie, I’m Way Worse
    32. “I don’t know if my things are shit or I’m shit.”
    33. “I am Not Young Enough to Know Everything.”
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      sarcastic quotes about me

       

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    34. “I Correct Autocorrect More than Autocorrect Corrects Me.”
    35. “Don’t you see how genius BRAIN I have?”
    36. “People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.”
    37. “I don’t have six packs, it was just Photoshoped.”
    38. “Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies”
    39. “Money talks but mine always says ”Goodbye”
    40. “I need to special distance from the kitchen. I tested positive for fat ass”
    41. Me: Goodnight. Brain: Pssst  Me: What?  Brain: What Disease Do You Think We Have?
    42. “People need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.”
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      funny quotes for myself
    43. “I need to teach my facial expressions. How to use inside their voice.”
    44. My family want me to Get Married Asap but Won’t let me go to the Corner Shop myself After ‘9’
    45. “Reason Why I’m So Unpopular: I Have Everyone”
    46. “Don’t Study me, you won’t Graduate”
    47. “I’m not a hot mess I’m a spicy disaster”
    48. “I’m actually a very hardworking person. Almost everything becomes harder when I’m the one working on it.”
    49. “My Level of Sarcasm Has Gotten to the Point to Where I Don’t Even Know if I’m Kidding or Not”
    50. “There’s no way I’m willing to learn new skills unless I’m instantly proficient at them. Yeah, I know that at this point, I’m pretty much just sabotaging my own life.”

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I'm Murshid Akram, a introvert who love reading and sharing positive vibes through quotes and sayings. I believe with love and compassion we can make this world a better place.

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