Sarcastic Love Quotes Archives

Let's find out "what is love" through the funny and sarcastic love quotes. Sarcastic quotes about love that'll make you laugh, if not, they can surely make you blush. Related: Best Sarcastic Quotes About Relationships Funny and Sarcastic Love Quotes “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” Sarcastic Love Quotes "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." - Carroll Bryant “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”- Woodrow Wyatt "The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it." - Israel Zangwill "Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener" - Pauline Thomason (Related: Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes About Marriage) “This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.” Lorrie Moore “Women need a reason to make love. Men just need a place.” - Billy Crystal sarcastic quotes about love You"ll also enjoy: Best Sarcastic Quotes on Life Facts Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. - George Burns Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” Joan Crawford Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein funny sarcastic love quotes Also see: Sarcastic Quotes on Myself (30+ Quotes) According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. –Dr. Seuss Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris “People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”- Andy Warhol sarcastic and funny quotes on love Related: Sarcastic Quotes About Bad Fathers and Dads A man can be happy with any women, as long as he does not love her. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce A weak man can’t love a strong woman. He won’t know what to do with her. Top Sarcastic Quotes About Love That'll Make You Laugh Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor. sarcastic love quote A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.- Woodrow Wyatt You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” - Plato I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”- Charlie Brown “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby – awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” - Lemony Snicket sarcastic quotes on love You can also enjoy: The 30 Best Sarcastic and Funny Quotes For Boss “Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.” - Nicholas Sparks “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” - George Burns Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each other. Then a slut came along and ruined everything. The end. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford “It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.” - Eric Hoffer “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, making love raises some pretty good questions.” - Woody Allen “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” - Fran Lebowitz sarcastic quote about love Related: Charles Dickens Quotes on Love “Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.”- Maya Angelou “Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.”- Leo Buscaglia “His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird face.” – Unknown “The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.” “We love the things we love for what they are.” – Robert Frost “It is so hard to make someone in life love you, what you can do is to keep on stalking them until they cannot take it anymore and give in to you.” If you’re in a relationship & all you do is cry every day. You need to stop and ask yourself, am I dating a human or an onion. If you enjoyed these funny and sarcastic love quotes, then please share them with your friends.