Friendship Quotes Archives

Sarcasm is a way of communication between friends. It strengthens bonds and improves friendships over time. However, everything has limits, and so has sarcasm. If you say sarcastic quotes about friendship, do it to a limit while ensuring the other person's feelings won't hurt. Okay! Here, I've collected some of the best sarcastic friendship quotes that will make you laugh and drive you to share with your friends. The Funny Sarcastic Quotes About Friendship "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you." — Patrick "Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice." — Otto von Bismarck “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” ~ Anonymous “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?~ Anonymous “Find your patience before I lose mine.” ~ Anonymous “It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.” ~ Anonymous “I’m sorry, while you were talking, I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.” ~ Anonymous “No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.” ~ Anonymous “I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.” ~ Anonymous “I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.” ~ Anonymous "Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed." — Laurie Colwin. “People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.” ~ Anonymous “Well, at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.” ~ Anonymous “Sometimes, I need what only you can provide: your absence.” - Ashleigh Brilliant “You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth.” ~ Anonymous “Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” ~ Anonymous "My silence doesn't mean I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless." ~ Anonymous "You're everything I want in someone I don't want anymore." ~ Anonymous “Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.” ~ Anonymous "Whenever I see you, I feel bad for your dog." ~ Anonymous “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde “If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.” ~ Anonymous "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry "No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you." ~ Anonymous "Your fervent, misguided sense of entitlement is stunning." ~ Anonymous "Someday, you'll go far. I hope you stay there." ~ Anonymous "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you." ~ Anonymous "My alone time is sometimes for your safety." ~ Anonymous "You’re not that lucky, and I’m not that desperate!" Anonymous "If you’ve never met the devil on the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction." Anonymous "You suck. You should fix that." ~ Anonymous "Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you." ~ Anonymous "There's someone for everyone, and that person for you is a psychiatrist." ~ Anonymous "They say ignorance is bliss, but I find yours rather disturbing." ~ Anonymous "You can be whatever you want; however, in your case, you should probably aim low." - Anonymous Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.” ~ Anonymous "I found your nose. It was in my business." ~ Anonymous "Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list." ~ Anonymous Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. ~ Anonymous “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” ~ Anonymous “If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.” ~ Anonymous “I’m not saying I hate you; what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” ~ Anonymous “I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.” ~ Anonymous “Sorry… to have met you.” ~ Anonymous “Someday, you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.” ~ Anonymous "I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you." ~ Anonymous "My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly, "we need to talk". ~ Anonymous "I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places." — Mark Twain “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.” ~ Anonymous “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” ~ Anonymous “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” — Sicilian Proverb Related Sarcastic Quotes: Top 50 Sarcastic Life Quotes 40 Best Sarcastic Love Quotes 50 Best Sarcastic Relationships Quotes 30 Best Sarcastic Quotes on Myself The Best Sarcastic Quotes About Bad Fathers and Dads Best Sarcastic Quotes on Life Facts Sarcastic Haters Quotes: 60 Quotes To Tell Your Haters 30 Best Sarcastic and Funny Quotes For Boss 30 Best Sarcastic Quotes on Stupidity

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