Funny School Life Quotes Archives

School life is always the best time of our life. And it is the only time when we enjoy to the fullest. We make many friends, we learn many things, and we play many games. And today, I think to share funny school life quotes, status and images that you can share with your friends and to the world. Funny Quotes About School Life with Images 1. My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn’t know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench.I don’t go to school to learn I go to school just to entertain others. funny school quotes 2. School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. Dave Kellett 3. The proudest moment of my school life is:When I know nothing in the exam and my teacher says' "Hide your answer sheet, the student behind you is copying you" funny school quotes 4. Ok," I am going to study now", Three hours later"Okay, I am going to study now seriously" funny school quotes 5. The most difficult thing in the world, while the teacher is giving a serious lecture, controlling laugh with the best friend. Funny school quotes images 6. In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing. - Steven Wright funny school life quotes 7. My teacher always asks for not to waste time and then she gave 30 minutes of speech on how not to waste time. Funny school quotes images 8. I got good marks in maths but my father still complaints about the other student not getting the good marks. 9. The two best day of school life-The first day and The Last day. Funny school quotes images 10. Bullying our friends and teasing them with their nickname, like one of the best memory which everyone had in their childhood. funny school life quotes 11. It was quite funny when the teacher separates you from your friend and make you sit on a different bench, But you came back to the same bench after the lecture. 12. It’s funny when the teacher asked why you are laughing, you only got five marks. I was laughing because I wasn’t sure how I got even 5 marks. Funny school quotes images 13. Tell everyone in a creepy voice "You will die in 7 days". Then act perfectly normal again. funny school life quotes 14. Stand up and act outraged when the teacher gives homework. Get someone to pretend to be your lawyer and bring them to school the next day, and threaten to sue the teacher. 15. Tell the teacher you don't need to do any homework because you're going to be sick tomorrow. Funny school quotes images Funny School Quotes to Remember Study Life 16. I ask to go to the bathroom. But, if the teacher says you can't go, say "Fine, I guess I have no choice then." then make weird faces like you're busy crapping your pants on your desk. 17. When the teacher asks a question, get everyone to put their hands up, and make sure when people get picked that they must say "I forgot what I was gonna say". funny school life quotes 18. I love it when everyone raises their hands and asks to go to the bathroom at the exact same time. And they do this every single time the teacher asks the class a question where he/she wants them to raise their hands. 19. I don’t hate school, I just hate teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up early in the morning. Funny school quotes images 20. During a test, raise your hand and point at someone on the other end of the room, as far away from you as possible. Insist that that person is using mindreading abilities to cheat off your test. funny school life quotes 21. As soon as the teacher starts talking, look at them really concerned, as if they just said something that's really forbidden to talk about or something. Look like you're shocked and appalled for the rest of the lesson. 22. Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. 23. In grammar class, the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' and what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. funny school life quotes 24. Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. Funny school quotes images 25. When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?" 26. Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? 27. When your teacher has finished explaining a really long chapter or something, put up your hand, and say "I'm sorry, can you repeat everything you just said? I wasn't paying attention" funny school life quotes 28. If the teacher asks "Can I help you?" start crying and say "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Funny school quotes images 29. Me at School: I’ll work on this at home.Me at Home: I’ll work on this at School. 30. I study, I take the test, I passed them and I forget what I learned. 31. I love it when we bring some cake to class, and just start eating it randomly in the middle of class. When the teacher tells us to stop, we stop eating and put it away. 2 minutes later, we take it out again and just carry on eating. funny school life quotes