Funny Quotes For Boyfriend Archives

Here are the best and funny quotes for boyfriend that make him smile. Funny love quotes for him from her with some images. If you want to make your love smile, save these quotes and share with him every now and then to make him smile and laugh. Funny Quotes For Boyfriend with Images 1. You are under arrest for being too cute. Your punishment is to be silent and if not followed then you will be silenced with kisses. funny quotes for BF with images 2. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” funny quotes for BF with images 3. I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care-bear for you. funny quotes for boyfriend with pictures 4. You’re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake. funny quotes for boyfriend with pictures 5. I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love with you every time. funny quotes to make him smile 6. You’re the only person I trust with my passwords. I’m not going to give them to you, But if you happened to find them out, I probably wouldn’t change them. funny quotes to make him smile 7. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them, You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared! funny image quotes for boyfriend 8. “I don’t know how I would get the pickle jars open without your big muscles. And we both know how much I need my pickles.” funny love quotes for him 9. I’m quite certain that you’re the only person I can have a serious debate with about a fictional scenario that is ridiculously stupid. funny quotes for boyfriend 10. “Even if I were allowed to marry food, I would still choose you over pizza. And that’s saying something.” cute funny quotes for him Related: 85 Romantic love quotes for her and him 11. If someone based an internet meme on you, it would probably be used to make people laugh heartily. 12. I like having you around because my weirdness doesn’t look so weird when you’re doing it too. 13. We’re like Romeo & Juliet... Except for the dying part of course. 14. You’re more fun than a pool filled with colourful balls and candy. 15. You know what? I just don't know what’s it about you! You're so irritating yet likeable at the same time! 16. If you were a dog, you’d either be the leader of the pack or the laziest one in the world. Sometimes, I just can’t tell with you. cute love you quotes 17. I honestly think you can do anything you pour your mind into. But, I also know what kind of thoughts you have, so maybe hold off on that for now? 18. You have a unique set of skills that can somehow turn any situation into an awkward one. 19. You’re so handsome I would definitely steal your photos, make a fake account, and impress people online. 20. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” Related: 25 Romantic love poems for her that will touch her heart Funny Quotes To Make Him Smile 21. You are like mathematics. You are difficult at times but worth getting to know. cute compliments quotes for him 22. "People may scoff and say I can do better, but no one is better than you." 23. Do you know what I’m thankful for? The existence of chocolate. And also, the fact that I met you. 24. I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then. 25. It sucks that you don’t see what I see in you. Because if you did, you’d just stare and keep smiling. 26. If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you. cute funny message for boyfriend 27. Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back. 28. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an 11. 29. I don’t think you’re clumsy. The floor and the walls are just really friendly to you. 30. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. Related: 125+ Cute Quotes on Smile That we’ll make you blush 31. My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you. cute funny quotes to make him smile 32. You add meaning to my life and yet, you decrease some intelligence from my mind. 33. You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better. 34. I had a dream that I still loved you. I think I woke up screaming. 35. I wasn’t fallen in love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. 36. I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend. funny quotes about boyfriend 37. Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even. 38. Today, my sunshine mixed with a little hurricane. 39. Our time together is like a nap. It just doesn’t last long enough. 40. You're like that one sock that disappears out of the blue. I don't know what I did to lose you, but I want you back. RELATED: 122 Good Morning Quotes, SMS And Images For Her Cute Funny Love Quotes For Him 41. I love you even when I’m really, really hungry. sweet boyfriend sms 42. You were cool way before hipsters were cool. 43. I’m so lucky that you’re not a drug. If you were, I would turn into an unreasonable addict, and then I’d have to go for rehab. 44. We all have those days where it’s like, “Yeah, I’m not getting anything done today.” And on those days, I know I can trust you to join me in accomplishing nothing. 45. You stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take your last name. 46. You’re such a darling that if I suddenly turned into a psycho-maniac murderer, I’d kill you last. 47. Sometimes I look at you and think… Damn, you are a very lucky man to have me. 48. Sometimes, when a brilliant idea pops into my mind, I run it by you to make sure it’s not super stupid, which is often the right thing to do. funny picture quotes for boyfriend 49. I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work. 50. I’d like to make you breakfast in bed tomorrow. What do you think? 51. I’m feeling a little adventurous… Maybe later we can take that feeling to the bedroom? 52. “If we were the last two people left on earth, I would have no problem repopulating it with you—quickly.” 53. Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat. 54. I accomplished nothing today—not a single productive thing! But, I thought of you. So yeah, today was good. funny image quotes for BF 55. I get separation anxiety whenever you’re away. So, I’d be a lot happier if you just never left. 56. You make me do things that I don’t like to do. Like fall in love with you when I’m not ready to. 57. I’m so comfortable with you that I consider you the human form of sweatpants. 58. You could never be ice cream because you’re so hot. 59. If cartoon bluebirds were real, a couple of them would be sitting on your shoulders, singing right now. 60. “Polar bears and penguins should fear your cuteness.” Funny Love Quotes For Him From The Heart 61. I would love to spend every minute of every day with you, but some days I actually have to get stuff done. cute picture quotes for him 62. Aside from food, you are my favourite. 63. I don’t know the reason, but when you do embarrassing stuff, I find you strangely attractive. 64. Looking like a complete idiot with you is really fun. 65. Do you know what’s awesome? Chocolate cake! And oh, your face as well. 66. It certainly is not easy to be me, which is why I need you. 67. I know this is corny, but you are a-maize-ing! 68. You may not be perfect, but your weirdness matches with mine, and that’s close enough. 69. You’re that “nothing” when people ask me what I’m thinking about. funny image quotes for him 70. You know, you’re almost as wonderful as cake. Almost. 71. I love you with every slices and bite of my heart! 72. I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you. 73. You may not be ridiculously good-looking, but you’re pretty damn close. As in super close! 74. I just want to hang out with you and do stupid things together. 75. You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate - you make everything better. Funny Quotes When You Want To Make Your BF Smile 76. It’s Not Easy To Be Me. Which Is Why I Need You. 77. If you knew how much I think about you, I would be very embarrassed. 78. You’re like an untrained puppy. I always like to take you out. 79. I Don’t Have A Favorite Color, It’s Pretty Much Whatever You Are Wearing. 80. I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless you notice me, then I’ll quickly look away and act like it never happened. 81. You Are Awkward, In A Cute Way. Like An Elevator Ride, But With Puppies. 82. You Could Never Be Ice Cream. Because You’re So Hot. And A Person. 83. I Pretty Feel Comfortable Only When I’m Around You. You’re Like The Sweatpants Of My Life. 84. I’m Always Amazed By The Things You Don’t Find Embarrassing About Me. 85. You May Not Be Perfect But Your Weirdness Matches Mine And That’s Close Enough. 86. I Don’t Know Why, But When You Do Embarrassing Things, I Find It Strangely Attractive. 87. I Accomplished Nothing Today. Not A Single Productive Thing. But I Thought Of You, So, Yeah, Today Was Good. 88. Sometimes When I Have A Really, Really Good Idea, I Like To Run It By You To Make Sure It’s Not Super Stupid. Which Is Often The Right Thing To Do.